








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 999 | 36% |
| Smokes | 594 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 468 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 703 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,759 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | showmeyourtt's | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | kyleman1999 | 92% | 12 |
| #3 | EdgeG | 90% | 39 |
| #4 | special k | 83% | 30 |
| #5 | 😵R₨⌶⌶ | 83% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kyleman1999 | 92% | 12 |
| #3 | EdgeG | 90% | 39 |
| #4 | special k | 83% | 30 |
| #5 | 😵R₨⌶⌶ | 83% | 23 |
| #6 | Ao | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | special k | 7 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | EdgeG | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | 😵R₨⌶⌶ | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | kyleman1999 | 2 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | special k | 108 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | EdgeG | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | 😵R₨⌶⌶ | 47 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | showmeyourtt's | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | kyleman1999 | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +6.46 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | kyleman1999 | +4.37 | 92 | 52 |
| #3 | EdgeG | +3.88 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | 😵R₨⌶⌶ | +3.64 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | showmeyourtt's | +2.84 | 89 | 50 |





