








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 334 | 13% |
| Smokes | 646 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 636 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 910 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $201,207 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R41M3 ☕ | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | aNimE | 100% | 13 |
| #3 | LINNO | 93% | 27 |
| #4 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | 86% | 7 |
| #5 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 84% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | j:c | 77% | 26 |
| #11 | Agent | 74% | 19 |
| #12 | deadset | 73% | 15 |
| #13 | alicesprings1213 | 60% | 5 |
| #14 | loved | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | LINNO | 6 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Agent | 5 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | TA | aero | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | deadset | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 309 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | TA | aero | 303 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | aNimE | 82 | 0.35 | 2 min |
| #4 | Agent | 60 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | deadset | 58 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | +5.73 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | CC3ptic-12-<ASUS> | +4.35 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | COOOOOOOOFFEE | +4.33 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | LINNO | +2.76 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | R41M3 ☕ | +1.83 | 95 | 57 |





