








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2424 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1576 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1330 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1769 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,107 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G1BBS | 87% | 15 |
| #2 | j:c | 87% | 30 |
| #3 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 82% | 94 |
| #4 | COOOOOOOOFFEE | 79% | 24 |
| #5 | TA | aero | 79% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadset | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | aNimE | 5 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | Cynixia | 5 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | j:c | 4 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunde | 538 | 0.42 | 16 min |
| #2 | TA | aero | 421 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | deadset | 329 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 300 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jamie- | 154 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G1BBS | +5.80 | 84 | 23 |
| #2 | LOST IN THE WORLD | +5.32 | 92 | 74 |
| #3 | COOOOOOOOFFEE | +4.15 | 94 | 65 |
| #4 | LINNO | +2.39 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | Jamie- | +2.15 | 83 | 71 |





