








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3077 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1959 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1846 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,085 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vi$ | 56% | 127 |
| #2 | Div | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Baljeet Tjinder | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | baller | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Co1t | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Baljeet Tjinder | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | baller | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Co1t | 51% | 41 |
| #6 | Jadibuti | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | deadman | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vi$ | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | baller | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Div | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vi$ | 278 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Co1t | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Div | 73 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | baller | 64 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jadibuti | 42 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Div | +1.19 | 65 | 67 |
| #2 | baller | +1.07 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | Co1t | +1.06 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | DemiGOD | +0.88 | 59 | 70 |
| #5 | deadman | +0.82 | 68 | 72 |





