








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1857 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3448 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5437 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5290 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,519,543 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dynlo | 20 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Marsunvittu | 7 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | HUOLTOMIES ES4✈ CEISSI | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Lärvi ♥ Phinis | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | NoXi | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dynlo | 560 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Lärvi ♥ Phinis | 308 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | HUOLTOMIES ES4✈ CEISSI | 218 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | El Morty | 176 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | NoXi | 156 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dynlo2 | +5.64 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Dynlo | +3.92 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | Marsunvittu | +1.30 | 52 | 61 |
| #4 | NoXi | +0.95 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | HUOLTOMIES ES4✈ CEISSI | +0.81 | 70 | 65 |





