








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 924 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6460 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5921 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4522 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4716 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,298 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoXi | 22 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | SirSandels | 16 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Lärvi ♥ Phinis | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | El Morty | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | NAERHI | 6 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoXi | 550 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | Lärvi ♥ Phinis | 476 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | Asi | 420 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | SirSandels | 418 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #5 | El Morty | 375 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAERHI | +5.19 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Dynlo | +3.91 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | NoXi | -0.21 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | Lärvi ♥ Phinis | -0.25 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | HUOLTOMIES ES4✈ CEISSI | -0.40 | 66 | 66 |





