








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5928 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4930 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3796 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2680 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,174 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameAndLive | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | 001 | 58% | 88 |
| #3 | PrincessMaja | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 54% | 82 |
| #5 | Princess Maja res | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | PrincessMaja | 10 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | 001 | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Princess Maja res | 6 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | GameAndLive | 5 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 001 | 453 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 360 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Fowies | 156 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | MultiNormann | 88 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | KaL | 55 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Princess Maja res | +2.66 | 67 | 56 |
| #2 | GameAndLive | +2.45 | 65 | 53 |
| #3 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | +2.44 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | 001 | +1.93 | 86 | 57 |
| #5 | OrKa | +1.41 | 49 | 61 |





