








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4769 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6584 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3020 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3796 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,469,649 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 001 | 50% | 72 |
| #2 | OrKa | 47% | 219 |
| #3 | levlQuattro | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Puzzlemaster98 | 47% | 239 |
| #5 | Kvams | 46% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Puzzlemaster98 | 47% | 239 |
| #5 | Kvams | 46% | 252 |
| #6 | PrincessMaja | 46% | 46 |
| #7 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 39% | 51 |
| #8 | shadowEmi | 39% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OrKa | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | 001 | 13 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Puzzlemaster98 | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Kvams | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | PrincessMaja | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OrKa | 494 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | 001 | 392 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kvams | 385 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Puzzlemaster98 | 326 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | levlQuattro | 319 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | +3.20 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | OrKa | +2.17 | 47 | 62 |
| #3 | 001 | +2.12 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | PrincessMaja | +1.62 | 34 | 60 |
| #5 | levlQuattro | +1.39 | 59 | 65 |





