








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4079 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3198 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2654 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2568 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,114 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frfr bro i s2g 🤣 | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | vov&sons | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | foour | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | Lucy | 51% | 191 |
| #5 | THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER | 50% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | nephew | 50% | 114 |
| #7 | manicorns | 47% | 59 |
| #8 | Nwah M8 | 45% | 40 |
| #9 | Gray | 39% | 31 |
| #10 | Shunix -tt | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucy | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Gray | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Nwah M8 | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | nephew | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foour | 339 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lucy | 316 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | manicorns | 165 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER | 132 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | nephew | 124 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | comesaveher | +3.21 | 79 | 82 |
| #2 | vov&sons | +1.20 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER | +0.18 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | frfr bro i s2g 🤣 | +0.06 | 80 | 55 |
| #5 | foour | -0.25 | 47 | 49 |





