








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1163 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2108 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1129 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 848 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,026 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shuppa | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | ʋιȥԃ | 48% | 91 |
| #3 | Rahko | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | baRy | 45% | 141 |
| #5 | StillTrying? | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | baRy | 45% | 141 |
| #5 | StillTrying? | 45% | 40 |
| #6 | 3MoomiN)) | 45% | 83 |
| #7 | SirBubblebutt | 44% | 78 |
| #8 | willeeemeli | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baRy | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | 3MoomiN)) | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ʋιȥԃ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | SirBubblebutt | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | StillTrying? | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baRy | 351 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | 3MoomiN)) | 236 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | ʋιȥԃ | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | SirBubblebutt | 108 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Shuppa | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baRy | +1.56 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | SirBubblebutt | +1.55 | 50 | 65 |
| #3 | ʋιȥԃ | -0.05 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | Shuppa | -0.42 | 55 | 73 |
| #5 | 3MoomiN)) | -0.48 | 41 | 68 |





