








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 750 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3510 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4325 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3999 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3893 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,873,982 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 962 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rahko | 56% | 77 |
| #2 | willeeemeli | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Shuppa | 52% | 171 |
| #4 | baRy | 51% | 432 |
| #5 | ʋιȥԃ | 50% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ʋιȥԃ | 50% | 321 |
| #6 | 3MoomiN)) | 48% | 226 |
| #7 | Walttersson | 46% | 35 |
| #8 | StillTrying? | 45% | 171 |
| #9 | SFB | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baRy | 22 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ʋιȥԃ | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | 3MoomiN)) | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | StillTrying? | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Shuppa | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baRy | 1067 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | 3MoomiN)) | 629 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | ʋιȥԃ | 486 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | Shuppa | 385 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | StillTrying? | 330 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirBubblebutt | +1.70 | 52 | 65 |
| #2 | baRy | +0.62 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | ʋιȥԃ | -0.43 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | 3MoomiN)) | -1.00 | 42 | 67 |
| #5 | Shuppa | -1.02 | 56 | 71 |





