








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2259 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1814 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2082 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1973 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,108 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rahko | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Shuppa | 51% | 72 |
| #3 | Walttersson | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | baRy | 49% | 177 |
| #5 | 3MoomiN)) | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | baRy | 49% | 177 |
| #5 | 3MoomiN)) | 48% | 60 |
| #6 | ʋιȥԃ | 46% | 152 |
| #7 | SirBubblebutt | 45% | 171 |
| #8 | SFB | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʋιȥԃ | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | baRy | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | SirBubblebutt | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Shuppa | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | 3MoomiN)) | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baRy | 420 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | SirBubblebutt | 313 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | ʋιȥԃ | 267 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | 3MoomiN)) | 225 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Shuppa | 152 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirBubblebutt | +1.75 | 51 | 68 |
| #2 | baRy | +1.16 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | ʋιȥԃ | -0.41 | 56 | 68 |
| #4 | 3MoomiN)) | -0.91 | 32 | 67 |
| #5 | Shuppa | -1.12 | 53 | 70 |





