








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3581 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2652 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3483 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2273 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,538 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leshrack | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Karvarinkeli | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | David Lynchin uusi kokoperheen e | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | HenQu | 53% | 137 |
| #5 | diipadaapa | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Ttapsa | 42% | 19 |
| #16 | Petro | 42% | 31 |
| #17 | juxteri | 42% | 48 |
| #18 | HevosSorsa | 40% | 20 |
| #19 | tonno ☭ | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HenQu | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Ykä | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ozzu12 | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Elere | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Zoni | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ykä | 907 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | HenQu | 826 | 0.29 | 26 min |
| #3 | juno | 488 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | Apa | 348 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | Zoni | 257 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozzu12 | +3.20 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | CrispyB | +2.30 | 83 | 57 |
| #3 | HenQu | +1.54 | 60 | 88 |
| #4 | diipadaapa | +1.43 | 82 | 81 |
| #5 | Leshrack | +1.25 | 64 | 66 |





