








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1821 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2027 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1130 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1365 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,804 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ratatoullie | 65% | 26 |
| #9 | Cryptic | 64% | 45 |
| #10 | snav | 64% | 11 |
| #11 | N2o | 64% | 11 |
| #12 | Rikka | 63% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jchancE | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | snav | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ffffff | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | calamity | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | N2o | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffffff | 289 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | BeaKie | 192 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | kam | 178 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Cryptic | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | snav | 153 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junior | +4.58 | 96 | 65 |
| #2 | Ratatoullie | +2.45 | 91 | 66 |
| #3 | ffffff | +1.94 | 89 | 65 |
| #4 | snav | +1.22 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | Rikka | +0.80 | 85 | 64 |





