








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1718 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2082 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2296 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1248 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $618,820 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dacelo | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | Anfronee Edmonds | 51% | 89 |
| #3 | Bongo Mo | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | beej | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | bagel | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | otter | 295 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Slouv | 203 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Haychie | 178 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | CoachJal | 176 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Anfronee Edmonds | 165 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haychie | +2.79 | 73 | 51 |
| #2 | bagel | +2.48 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | otter | +2.33 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Slouv | +0.55 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Dacelo | +0.29 | 59 | 54 |





