








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 615 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1027 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 669 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,374 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knivstikker | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Roasted | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Nørskov | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | d0gfromsky | 53% | 86 |
| #5 | SyneX | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SyneX | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | Hampen | 52% | 46 |
| #7 | Johnny Jawline | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | pakilaki | 47% | 32 |
| #9 | ^Flækker med Blicher | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0gfromsky | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Nørskov | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | ^Flækker med Blicher | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Hampen | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | SyneX | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0gfromsky | 274 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | ^Flækker med Blicher | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Hampen | 73 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Roasted | 66 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | SyneX | 59 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0gfromsky | +1.83 | 67 | 74 |
| #2 | Roasted | +1.65 | 55 | 62 |
| #3 | pakilaki | +0.77 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Hansiiiiii | +0.29 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | SyneX | -0.01 | 58 | 57 |





