








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 503 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1809 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3061 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2866 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2547 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $922,081 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roasted | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Hansiiiiii | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | SyneX | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Hampen | 52% | 85 |
| #5 | BOT | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knivstikker | 23 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Mr. Bazz | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | d0gfromsky | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Johnny Jawline | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | BOT | 5 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicole Henderson | +3.48 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | d0gfromsky | +3.22 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | Roasted | +1.93 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | Hansiiiiii | +1.54 | 65 | 46 |
| #5 | BOT | +1.19 | 70 | 55 |





