








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1321 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1782 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 905 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 508 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,678 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liil Auzzie | 60% | 155 |
| #2 | frequenctd | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | Bruh | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | SMiZE | 50% | 123 |
| #5 | shade | 48% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liil Auzzie | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | frequenctd | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Bruh | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | shade | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ✪ iikaris | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liil Auzzie | 507 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | frequenctd | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bruh | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | SMiZE | 80 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | shade | 80 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frequenctd | +1.36 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪ iikaris | +1.19 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | SMiZE | +0.85 | 46 | 49 |
| #4 | Liil Auzzie | +0.36 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | Zapp | +0.36 | 48 | 54 |





