








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3822 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4902 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2649 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,094,684 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SMiZE | 64% | 61 |
| #2 | shade | 64% | 47 |
| #3 | frequenctd | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | Zapp | 60% | 155 |
| #5 | ✪ iikaris | 52% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ iikaris | 52% | 108 |
| #6 | Jesseo | 50% | 24 |
| #7 | kb | 50% | 24 |
| #8 | ikkinori-senpai | 45% | 38 |
| #9 | Gilbert | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zapp | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ✪ iikaris | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | frequenctd | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Gilbert | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | ikkinori-senpai | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ iikaris | 284 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Zapp | 207 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | ikkinori-senpai | 100 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | kb | 96 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gilbert | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frequenctd | +1.70 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | Jesseo | +1.19 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | ✪ iikaris | +0.92 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | kb | +0.86 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | ikkinori-senpai | +0.83 | 69 | 63 |





