








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 395 | 11% |
| Smokes | 581 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1494 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1184 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,979 of utility $249 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LucKY | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | ★Tibufax | 46% | 61 |
| #3 | Ginsel | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | KamikazeKänguru | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | Chiefi | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ginsel | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | KamikazeKänguru | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | Chiefi | 41% | 17 |
| #6 | dny | 37% | 30 |
| #7 | sNatch | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Tibufax | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | KamikazeKänguru | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | dny | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Ginsel | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Tibufax | 178 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ginsel | 59 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Chiefi | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | LucKY | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | dny | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KamikazeKänguru | +1.20 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | ★Tibufax | +0.81 | 56 | 66 |
| #3 | dny | +0.46 | 47 | 73 |
| #4 | Ginsel | +0.12 | 51 | 65 |
| #5 | LucKY | -0.14 | 65 | 58 |





