








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2924 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3962 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3049 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2881 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,406,687 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zombie | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | KamikazeKänguru | 55% | 117 |
| #3 | ★Tibufax | 54% | 212 |
| #4 | sNatch | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | IceTea | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Tibufax | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | dny | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ꧁༒☬Osiris☬༒꧂ | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | KamikazeKänguru | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Zombie | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clashify | +1.16 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | LucKY | +0.24 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | dny | -0.05 | 52 | 70 |
| #4 | Zombie | -0.08 | 49 | 40 |
| #5 | KamikazeKänguru | -0.19 | 76 | 49 |





