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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1089 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 461 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12894 | 27% |
| Smokes | 15816 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 9948 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9398 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,612,475 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3030 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LucKY | 54% | 212 |
| #2 | Clashify | 49% | 71 |
| #3 | sNatch | 48% | 119 |
| #4 | CluTch3R | 48% | 63 |
| #5 | dny | 47% | 471 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clashify | +3.74 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | LucKY | +0.41 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | Ginsel | +0.23 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | ꧁༒☬Osiris☬༒꧂ | -0.08 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | CluTch3R | -0.16 | 72 | 49 |





