








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
2635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2439 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2364 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1210 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2050 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,954 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avocado Ali | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | praT_tippen ein | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | -nothing- | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | EhmTofficial | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | sp0m | 54% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | crix | 51% | 247 |
| #7 | hFs | 49% | 182 |
| #8 | evo | 42% | 79 |
| #9 | The real Clinton | 41% | 92 |
| #10 | TTV/mysticsnxcks | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crix | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | The real Clinton | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | evo | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | sp0m | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | hFs | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hFs | 605 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | crix | 554 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | evo | 260 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | sp0m | 254 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | The real Clinton | 201 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praT_tippen ein | +3.02 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | crix | +2.85 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | sp0m | +1.57 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | Nyderralith | +1.16 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Avocado Ali | -0.43 | 78 | 54 |





