








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1948 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1452 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1524 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1452 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $429,312 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s. | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | praT_tippen ein | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | sp0m | 54% | 95 |
| #4 | EhmTofficial | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Nyderralith | 49% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nyderralith | 49% | 182 |
| #6 | crix | 48% | 183 |
| #7 | TTV/mysticsnxcks | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | evo | 43% | 77 |
| #9 | The real Clinton | 36% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crix | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | The real Clinton | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | sp0m | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | evo | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | praT_tippen ein | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nyderralith | 484 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | crix | 401 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | evo | 260 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | sp0m | 254 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | The real Clinton | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praT_tippen ein | +3.79 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | crix | +3.02 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | sp0m | +1.65 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | Nyderralith | +0.96 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | hFs | -1.30 | 72 | 60 |





