








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 838 | 21% |
| Smokes | 860 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1106 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1117 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,564 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacasch | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | raiden | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | ShebX | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | MK | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Hypnoxas | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | _4LIEN #awpabuser | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Hypnoxas | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | MrSkopelos27 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Icy | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypnoxas | 388 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | 232 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | MrSkopelos27 | 184 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | _4LIEN #awpabuser | 152 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | raiden | 147 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShebX | +3.57 | 60 | 73 |
| #2 | dannyabcro | +2.45 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | +1.67 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | Hypnoxas | +1.66 | 69 | 78 |
| #5 | _4LIEN #awpabuser | +1.63 | 72 | 59 |





