








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 275 matches | ||
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9515 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5371 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6098 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4512 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,199,982 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jishoa | 64% | 121 |
| #2 | koh:) | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | 1gedz | 59% | 200 |
| #4 | Koh:) | 59% | 95 |
| #5 | nok | 58% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | tarquin | 56% | 124 |
| #11 | jackson4th | 54% | 299 |
| #12 | Yakub | 49% | 39 |
| #13 | RIDEFUNBIKEEEEEEE | 48% | 54 |
| #14 | FanaticDuck | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1 N1h0N | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | bdizzle™∞105ms | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | jackson4th | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | 1gedz | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | tarquin | 10 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackson4th | 1137 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #2 | n1 N1h0N | 1048 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #3 | 1gedz | 818 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #4 | jishoa | 667 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #5 | RIDEFUNBIKEEEEEEE | 352 | 0.33 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAGELS- | +1.91 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | bango | +1.90 | 89 | 55 |
| #3 | Yakub | +1.56 | 87 | 43 |
| #4 | n1 N1h0N | +1.34 | 87 | 63 |
| #5 | 1gedz | +1.27 | 74 | 54 |





