








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6408 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6467 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4972 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4433 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,454,061 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2639 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thunder | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | Umurangi | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Tony Camarabi | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | AmyF1sh | 49% | 108 |
| #5 | ItsNevet | 48% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | At Witz End | 45% | 62 |
| #8 | bonkbonkbonkbonk | 44% | 130 |
| #9 | 𝕶𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖓 | 41% | 124 |
| #10 | JOƎʞɹ | 39% | 83 |
| #11 | MrWalter | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catgirls | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | JOƎʞɹ | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | ItsNevet | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | AmyF1sh | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | At Witz End | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catgirls | 703 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | ItsNevet | 360 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Umurangi | 326 | 0.36 | 8 min |
| #4 | AmyF1sh | 319 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | 𝕶𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖓 | 232 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thunder | +1.80 | 89 | 33 |
| #2 | catgirls | +1.77 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Umurangi | +1.64 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | ItsNevet | +1.52 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | AmyF1sh | +1.19 | 69 | 64 |





