








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3456 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3180 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2076 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3053 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,096,872 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 992 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rews666 | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | eXtrelo | 77% | 22 |
| #3 | ΓαgєβєαΓ | 74% | 23 |
| #4 | nuclear | 53% | 74 |
| #5 | Thunder | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Cloud1 | 49% | 47 |
| #11 | ItsNevet | 46% | 157 |
| #12 | bonkbonkbonkbonk | 45% | 33 |
| #13 | MrWalter | 41% | 41 |
| #14 | 𝕶𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖓 | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuclear | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | eXtrelo | 7 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Cloud1 | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | ItsNevet | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | seel | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seel | 360 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | ItsNevet | 244 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | catgirls | 142 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | nuclear | 128 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MrWalter | 93 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rews666 | +2.84 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | catgirls | +2.72 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | Cloud1 | +2.03 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | Thunder | +1.40 | 85 | 39 |
| #5 | AmyF1sh | +1.39 | 71 | 62 |





