








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1617 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1078 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1374 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $704,427 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beticA | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | fogel | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | tottsN | 55% | 108 |
| #4 | ReTT0 | 53% | 81 |
| #5 | Payneez | 46% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fogel | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | tottsN | 55% | 108 |
| #4 | ReTT0 | 53% | 81 |
| #5 | Payneez | 46% | 85 |
| #6 | icN | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Payneez | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | tottsN | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | ReTT0 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Payneez | 298 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | tottsN | 284 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | ReTT0 | 104 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | beticA | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | icN | 18 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | briaN | +2.17 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | fogel | +0.68 | 80 | 49 |
| #3 | ReTT0 | +0.50 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | beticA | +0.04 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | tottsN | -0.51 | 73 | 54 |





