








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Wingman | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1015 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1910 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 7016 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 5678 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,051 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No Morot | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | Severinツ | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | Gabrielsson ☃ | 51% | 228 |
| #4 | ☣有毒的♿2,0☣ | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | ☣Plankton☣ | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Binug1 | 46% | 41 |
| #9 | ☣Karlsson☣ | 43% | 37 |
| #10 | Mino | 43% | 105 |
| #11 | Pärran | 38% | 65 |
| #12 | 🎂bagarburman🧁 | 38% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kekke | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | No Morot | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Gabrielsson ☃ | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Dora the Explorer | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | ☣Plankton☣ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabrielsson ☃ | 479 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | ☣Plankton☣ | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mino | 107 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Severinツ | 85 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | No Morot | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No Morot | +7.47 | 72 | 46 |
| #2 | Gabrielsson ☃ | +4.69 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | ☣Plankton☣ | +4.44 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | ☣Karlsson☣ | +3.26 | 62 | 58 |
| #5 | Severinツ | +2.66 | 61 | 57 |





