








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1987 | 54% |
| Smokes | 233 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1031 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 447 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,698 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binug1 | 46% | 198 |
| #2 | Vackra Birgitta | 43% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binug1 | 46% | 198 |
| #2 | Vackra Birgitta | 43% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vackra Birgitta | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binug1 | 71 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #2 | Vackra Birgitta | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mino | -0.02 | 38 | 34 |
| #2 | Binug1 | -1.85 | 26 | 23 |
| #3 | Vackra Birgitta | -3.51 | 32 | 44 |





