








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5121 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5559 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2929 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2243 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $801,035 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibbo | 49% | 244 |
| #2 | Piemaker! | 47% | 302 |
| #3 | Tuffs | 46% | 295 |
| #4 | 47an löken | 41% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibbo | 49% | 244 |
| #2 | Piemaker! | 47% | 302 |
| #3 | Tuffs | 46% | 295 |
| #4 | 47an löken | 41% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuffs | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Piemaker! | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | vibbo | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | 47an löken | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 47an löken | 701 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | Piemaker! | 608 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | vibbo | 474 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | Tuffs | 450 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibbo | +3.85 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Tuffs | +1.15 | 65 | 65 |
| #3 | Piemaker! | -0.96 | 43 | 62 |
| #4 | 47an löken | -1.84 | 42 | 56 |
| #5 | SMlLE | -2.16 | 56 | 69 |





