








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3984 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4291 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3877 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3237 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,512,641 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piemaker! | 51% | 345 |
| #2 | Tuffs | 50% | 321 |
| #3 | SMlLE | 49% | 244 |
| #4 | 47an löken | 46% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piemaker! | 51% | 345 |
| #2 | Tuffs | 50% | 321 |
| #3 | SMlLE | 49% | 244 |
| #4 | 47an löken | 46% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piemaker! | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Tuffs | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | SMlLE | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | 47an löken | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SMlLE | 904 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | 47an löken | 849 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #3 | Piemaker! | 696 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | Tuffs | 466 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibbo | +3.75 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Tuffs | +0.76 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | Piemaker! | -1.19 | 42 | 62 |
| #4 | 47an löken | -1.78 | 41 | 55 |
| #5 | SMlLE | -2.66 | 55 | 69 |





