








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,498 | |
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4065 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5653 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5062 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4200 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,336 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibbo | 51% | 345 |
| #2 | Tuffs | 49% | 428 |
| #3 | Coffeeman | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | SMlLE | 47% | 302 |
| #5 | 47an löken | 44% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibbo | 51% | 345 |
| #2 | Tuffs | 49% | 428 |
| #3 | Coffeeman | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | SMlLE | 47% | 302 |
| #5 | 47an löken | 44% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuffs | 10 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | vibbo | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | SMlLE | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | 47an löken | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SMlLE | 1145 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #2 | 47an löken | 1110 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #3 | vibbo | 695 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #4 | Tuffs | 653 | 0.07 | 20 min |
| #5 | Coffeeman | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibbo | +3.88 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Tuffs | +1.21 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | Piemaker! | -0.87 | 43 | 62 |
| #4 | 47an löken | -1.65 | 41 | 56 |
| #5 | SMlLE | -2.39 | 56 | 69 |





