








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1463 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2127 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 727 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1229 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,024 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuddy | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Morgons | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | eoN | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | Finski | 47% | 278 |
| #5 | Baltteri | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finski | 283 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | Baltteri | 246 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Morgons | 125 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Chuddy | 99 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | 最Makku高 | 76 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 最Makku高 | +2.80 | 88 | 43 |
| #2 | Finski | +2.43 | 90 | 46 |
| #3 | Morgons | +2.21 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | Chuddy | +1.38 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | Baltteri | -0.78 | 53 | 53 |





