








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2194 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1245 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1112 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1299 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,813 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glowee | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Alex- | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | morsongol | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Finski | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | robokop2008 | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glowee | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Alex- | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | morsongol | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Finski | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | robokop2008 | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robokop2008 | 7 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | morsongol | 4 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robokop2008 | 138 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | morsongol | 71 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Finski | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Alex- | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Glowee | 19 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glowee | +2.15 | 74 | 38 |
| #2 | morsongol | +1.10 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | Chuddy | +0.66 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | Finski | -0.26 | 86 | 50 |
| #5 | robokop2008 | -0.77 | 52 | 46 |





