








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 907 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1123 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1767 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2144 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,019,979 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Quack | 39% | 44 |
| #11 | Lord Habibi | 38% | 34 |
| #12 | M0ha | 38% | 40 |
| #13 | Habibi Fish | 31% | 16 |
| #14 | Vocs | 31% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ck_____101 | 522 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE | 469 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Vocs | 288 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | πͺπΆπΈπ² π°ππͺπ½π½ β
| 231 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | π πΌ π π π | 220 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ€ πππ’π | +4.46 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | M0ha | +4.08 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | πͺπΆπΈπ² π°ππͺπ½π½ β
| +2.07 | 70 | 59 |
| #4 | ck_____101 | +1.36 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | π πΌ π π π | +1.04 | 54 | 69 |





