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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 952 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




285 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12645 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6743 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 10795 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8680 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,251,306 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1003 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDYY | 53% | 219 |
| #2 | T'as vu | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | Boulouloubi | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | Fabien "GOAT" Barthez ♥ | 52% | 381 |
| #5 | Laloujah | 48% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDYY | +5.46 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | Boulouloubi | +5.03 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | Fabien "GOAT" Barthez ♥ | +3.54 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | Caribou de ficelle | +3.47 | 85 | 32 |
| #5 | T'as vu | +1.52 | 75 | 35 |





