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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 961 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5125 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2587 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3701 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2342 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,159,300 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OVM - Fattoosh | 60% | 128 |
| #2 | guit0u | 60% | 92 |
| #3 | CAPTAIN ALEX | 59% | 210 |
| #4 | Fabien "GOAT" Barthez ♥ | 54% | 107 |
| #5 | T'as vu | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mamie Roulette | 97 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | 88 | 0.0203 |
| #3 | CAPTAIN ALEX | 47 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Fabien "GOAT" Barthez ♥ | 39 | 0.0185 |
| #5 | OVM - Fattoosh | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mamie Roulette | 1377 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | 1137 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #3 | OVM - Fattoosh | 580 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Fabien "GOAT" Barthez ♥ | 525 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #5 | CAPTAIN ALEX | 426 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDYY | +5.56 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | Fabien "GOAT" Barthez ♥ | +2.08 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | T'as vu | +1.11 | 77 | 45 |
| #4 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | -0.05 | 55 | 55 |
| #5 | CAPTAIN ALEX | -0.22 | 61 | 59 |





