








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1607 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1230 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1337 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1264 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $175,498 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antimate | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Strone | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | antiGE | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | Marcelinoblau | 48% | 66 |
| #5 | mayh | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antiGE | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | mayh | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Strone | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antiGE | 145 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Marcelinoblau | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | mayh | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Strone | 44 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Antimate | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strone | +4.69 | 77 | 79 |
| #2 | P97 | +1.32 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | Antimate | +1.16 | 45 | 58 |
| #4 | mayh | +0.13 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | antiGE | -0.70 | 31 | 77 |





