








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 641 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5796 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8391 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9392 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8027 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,423,320 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zselés Dong | 58% | 103 |
| #2 | Gülü°° | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | steveemeisteR >.< | 53% | 222 |
| #4 | Rudas | 52% | 132 |
| #5 | Desh | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Desh | 51% | 71 |
| #6 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 49% | 61 |
| #7 | tr4k1 | 48% | 216 |
| #8 | Marcus | 46% | 52 |
| #9 | Sinya` | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tr4k1 | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | steveemeisteR >.< | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steveemeisteR >.< | 863 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | tr4k1 | 534 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | Rudas | 309 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Sinya` | 194 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 151 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steveemeisteR >.< | +3.50 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Zselés Dong | +2.41 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪ SkyGod.- | +1.10 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | tr4k1 | +0.57 | 75 | 77 |
| #5 | Marcus | +0.13 | 74 | 65 |





