








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 858 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1624 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1091 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1347 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,720 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raksss | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | 6969IPA>#%=D! | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | RRRRRRRR | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | vaxy faxy | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Ekuz | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yan | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | szymus | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | whatsnxt | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Raksss | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ekuz | 131 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | szymus | 102 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cuba | 91 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #4 | yan | 90 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | CatmanCSGO *-YouTube-* | 55 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ekuz | +3.17 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | copycat | +1.81 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | yan | +1.36 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | szymus | +1.30 | 91 | 65 |
| #5 | Roc | +0.58 | 91 | 77 |





