








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2545 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2358 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2219 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2259 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $674,778 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ttastey | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | keittocaptain | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | uxiE | 51% | 152 |
| #4 | Matruusi-_- | 50% | 181 |
| #5 | bassänghäng | 50% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bassänghäng | 50 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | ayyy =DD | 20 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Frederik | 13 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Matruusi-_- | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | keittocaptain | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frederik | 1029 | 0.35 | 27 min |
| #2 | Matruusi-_- | 539 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | ayyy =DD | 517 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | bassänghäng | 453 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | uxiE | 352 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uxiE | +1.22 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | Ttastey | +1.19 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | ayyy =DD | +1.06 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | Decuuz | +0.72 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | Frederik | +0.29 | 45 | 67 |





