








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1160 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1196 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1609 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,658 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ropsu | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | Lio | 49% | 35 |
| #10 | A.C.E | 48% | 31 |
| #11 | Peasman | 45% | 175 |
| #12 | TataCcn | 39% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TataCcn | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Lio | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Peasman | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Bruce Twarze | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | A.C.E | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peasman | 256 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | TheCuke | 107 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #3 | ropsu | 100 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lio | 83 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | DarkLord | 81 | 0.21 | 2 min |





