








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3708 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2165 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2090 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1224 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,959 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HarryHamster | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | TԋҽRιɳG | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | nasty | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Josh 未来 | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | 🌿ᴸᵘᶜᵃˢ | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | nasty | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Josh 未来 | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | 🌿ᴸᵘᶜᵃˢ | 48% | 23 |
| #6 | Shady [A] | 47% | 158 |
| #7 | lagwag y | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shady [A] | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | 🌿ᴸᵘᶜᵃˢ | 6 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | nasty | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | lagwag y | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shady [A] | 438 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | 🌿ᴸᵘᶜᵃˢ | 179 | 0.39 | 5 min |
| #3 | nasty | 150 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Josh 未来 | 78 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | lagwag y | 60 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌿ᴸᵘᶜᵃˢ | +3.64 | 90 | 76 |
| #2 | HarryHamster | +1.73 | 49 | 53 |
| #3 | Josh 未来 | +0.75 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | TԋҽRιɳG | +0.50 | 42 | 63 |
| #5 | lagwag y | +0.33 | 86 | 65 |





