








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6402 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2346 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3789 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,978 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 대한민국 해군 | 68% | 50 |
| #2 | [N_Droid]™ | 60% | 93 |
| #3 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | pumkn | 55% | 142 |
| #5 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | 22 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | OPIUM* | 13 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | [N_Droid]™ | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | pumkn | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | 무장 강도 | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 대한민국 해군 | +3.13 | 65 | 45 |
| #2 | 박달봉 | +2.52 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | [N_Droid]™ | +2.14 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | pumkn | +1.25 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | ✘Ⱉ✘ | +1.05 | 62 | 54 |





