








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 280 matches | ||
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3566 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7059 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5032 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6179 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,068,770 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ente Quakus | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | lennart | 54% | 442 |
| #3 | Тимбасско | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Bauer Gurke | 53% | 108 |
| #5 | OneTweeezy | 52% | 385 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Тимбасско | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Bauer Gurke | 53% | 108 |
| #5 | OneTweeezy | 52% | 385 |
| #6 | daveez | 51% | 209 |
| #7 | Botopie | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lennart | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | OneTweeezy | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | daveez | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Bauer Gurke | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Тимбасско | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneTweeezy | 920 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #2 | lennart | 899 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #3 | daveez | 352 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ente Quakus | 152 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Тимбасско | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lennart | +1.68 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | daveez | +1.02 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Raiix | +0.34 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | Ente Quakus | +0.28 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | Тимбасско | -0.14 | 71 | 53 |





