








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 833 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2725 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2042 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2134 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,149,122 of utility $332 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lennart | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | OneTweeezy | 55% | 198 |
| #3 | daveez | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | Raiix | 53% | 108 |
| #5 | Ente Quakus | 53% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | daveez | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | Raiix | 53% | 108 |
| #5 | Ente Quakus | 53% | 91 |
| #6 | Botopie | 50% | 112 |
| #7 | Тимбасско | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lennart | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Raiix | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | OneTweeezy | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | daveez | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Ente Quakus | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneTweeezy | 515 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | lennart | 348 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Ente Quakus | 336 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | daveez | 144 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Raiix | 115 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daveez | +2.14 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | lennart | +2.03 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | Ente Quakus | +1.84 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | Тимбасско | +1.14 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | Raiix | +0.82 | 64 | 64 |





