








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 287 matches | ||
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6256 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7834 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3420 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6628 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,393,267 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ente Quakus | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | lennart | 55% | 378 |
| #3 | Bauer Gurke | 55% | 198 |
| #4 | daveez | 53% | 168 |
| #5 | Botopie | 53% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bauer Gurke | 55% | 198 |
| #4 | daveez | 53% | 168 |
| #5 | Botopie | 53% | 99 |
| #6 | Raiix | 52% | 385 |
| #7 | Тимбасско | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lennart | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Raiix | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Bauer Gurke | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | daveez | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Ente Quakus | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lennart | 791 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | Raiix | 407 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | daveez | 302 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ente Quakus | 235 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bauer Gurke | 136 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daveez | +1.92 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | lennart | +1.90 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | Ente Quakus | +1.64 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Тимбасско | +0.95 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | Raiix | +0.64 | 66 | 60 |





