








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6034 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5747 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4874 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2624 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,484 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cip0 | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Melcers | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | Fūns | 52% | 184 |
| #4 | Monolith | 52% | 206 |
| #5 | yeet | 48% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | yeet | 48% | 233 |
| #6 | Supreme Leader | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | Wiffu | 42% | 77 |
| #8 | buu | 38% | 68 |
| #9 | Letic. | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fūns | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | yeet | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Monolith | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Melcers | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Cip0 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeet | 1152 | 0.26 | 33 min |
| #2 | Monolith | 467 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Fūns | 328 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Melcers | 251 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | buu | 104 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monolith | +3.36 | 63 | 53 |
| #2 | Melcers | +1.71 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | yeet | +1.44 | 79 | 79 |
| #4 | Fūns | +0.43 | 46 | 63 |
| #5 | Supreme Leader | -0.79 | 56 | 68 |





